Saturday, December 22, 2007

It's been a while...

It's been a while since I last posted about my workouts. There's a good reason for that: I had nothing to report.

Last I mentioned, I was switching to high reps, trying to take some time off for my joints, hhen I just took some time off for myself. I didn't work out much at all for almost a month.

Now I'm back, though, and have been lifting heavy for about a week. I'm using a workout based on the October issue of Muscle Mag International's 3 on / 2 off MASS workout, but my gym isn't open on Sundays, my evening schedule is sporadic, and I can't work out in the morning because the workouts are too long, so I'm down to three days at about 1:45 each workout. This is not actually too bad for gaining mass, because I have a lot of recovery tie and it's too cold to bike right now.

Diet-wise, I've upped my calories by about 40%, having two to three 600-calorie gainers a day. There's virtually no sugar in my diet now, and I've almost completely cut out snacks.

Because I'm only on three days, I've moved the MASS wokout exercises into a total-body format -- I just wouldn't get the frequency I needed otherwise. Let's look:
















Body partMondayThursdaySaturday
LegsLeg presses
Leg extensions
Free squats
Leg curls
Stiff-legged deadlifts
Calf raises
ChestStraight bench pressesInclined bench pressesWeighted dips
BackBarbell rows (high)Dumbbell rows (low)Lat pull-downs
ShouldersUpright rowsDumbbell lateral raises
Free barbell shoulder presses
ArmsEZ bar curls
EZ bar skull crushers
Seated dumbbell curlsOverhead dumbbell tricep extensions
Abs

Machine crunches


All the exercises get 1-2 sets as a warm-up, then three sets of 8 reps heavy.

We did a week of testing on teh workout, as usual, but this past week was the first really heavy week.

Monday
Leg press 345kg 8 reps
Bench Press 110kg 8 reps
Barbell row 110kg 8 reps

Thursday
Squats 113kg 8 reps to the floor
Inclined bench 93kg 8 reps
DB rows 55kg 8 reps

Saturday
SLDL 153kg 8 reps
Dips 15kg 8 reps
Lat pull-downs 90kg 8 reps
Shoulder presses 60kg 8 reps

Monday, November 5, 2007

Evenings are so much better!

I had been working out in the morning due to time constraints, but that eased up lately. I enjoyed mornings because I had most of the equipment to myself.

Evenings, though, mean that I have plenty of energy to work out. Plus, there are a couple of new HUGE guys at our gym, and they make me want to push myself further than before. I watched them deadlift 200+ kilos last night. Envious!!

My heavy lifts are down a little from the month of high reps, but I'm doing hard five-day splits now.

Starting in December, I'm moving to the strict MASS program I got in my last issue of Muscle Mag International. It's Push/Pull/Legs. I'll post it later. I think this will be my last gain phase ever (I keep saying that), so I want to make it count. 10lbs of muscle in six weeks!

Saturday, October 20, 2007

New Max Lifts

Today was Saturday, and I went to the gym to play around. I normally do very high-intensity workouts on Monday to Friday, keeping them at about an hour. I really miss the two and a half hour workouts I used to have in Thailand.

Anyway, I will sometimes train on Saturday and take my sweet time. I generally do whatever feels good or strikes my fancy on those days, trying out new exercises or routines. Today I decided (thirty minutes in) to test some max lifts.

Since I didn't have a spotter, I couldn't test the more dangerous ones like bench press and squat, so I did deadlifts, decline hammer presses, and leg presses. The results of my lifts were:
Decline Hammer Press: 160kg (+rack ~10kg) x 4 reps
Deadlift: 153kg x 1 rep (It took me two tries to get it)
Leg press: 330kg (+equipment ~25kg) x 6 reps

I was really excited about the totals earlier, but now I'm just in pain.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Holy Leg Pain, Batman!!!

45 deadlifts
45 Squats
45 Hack Squats
60 Calf Raises
40 Leg Curls
Oh, the pain! The Pain ....
Leg days suck, but they're awesome. What a contradiction.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

My Next Workout

Edit: I've added the boxing we're going to be doing into the schedule. Wow! Looks heavy.
Until now, I've been focusing on strength training -- low reps and heavy weight. It's worked wonders. In the last nine months, I've started to look good enough to be proud of my body. It's probably the first time in my life that I can say that.

The constant pain and anguish that I put my body through is taking its toll, though. I'm tired of pain every time I move. My joints are killing me. I'm big enough, and I need to lose more fat so that I can show off a little of what I got.

Because of that, I'm moving to a high-rep routine after summer. Since my spotter was out of the country this week (Hi, babe! Miss you.), I tried out my plan to see how it worked. What were my thoughts on it? Any workout that makes me puke two to three times a week can't be bad ....

The system is three antagonistic super- sets at 10-15 reps per set, three to four super-sets per workout. When I can do 3x15, it's time to bump up the weight. Oddly, my tests with the workout showed that my high-rep weights weren't as different from my low-rep weights as I thought they would be.

As usual, my workout concentrates on compound movements, but I have a few more isolation exercises than usual, and I added an arm and shoulder day at the end of the week. If it ends up being skipped because I'm trashed, it's not a big loss.

Here's the split:






MonTueWedThuFriSat
Upper BodyLower BodyBoxingUpper BodyLower BodyArms / Shoulders
Boxing

  1. Hammer presses / T-bar rows
  2. Dips / Low rows
  3. Military presses / Lat pull-down
  4. BB curls / EZ-bar skull crushers


  1. Deadlifts / Leg curls
  2. Squats / Squat-rack calf raises
  3. Hack squats / Abs


Boxing work with Don

  1. Incline DB presses / High rows
  2. Decline hammer presses / DB low rows
  3. DB shoulder presses / Chin-ups
  4. DB curls / DB reverse-grip presses


  1. Stiff-legged / Leg extensions
  2. Leg presses / Leg-press calf raises
  3. Sumo leg presses / Abs


  1. Front / Side / Rear raises
  2. Hammer curls / Kickbacks
  3. EZ-bar curls / EZ-bar skull crushers
  4. Revers cable curls / Cable push-downs
  5. Boxing work with Don


The workout takes the equipment available at my gym into account, but similar exercises can be substituted (e.g. sumo squats for sumo leg presses)

Think of the Legs

That's right, don't think of the children: think of your legs.

I had a conversation with my friend at the beach the other day about his legs. He was complaining how he's genetically limited and will never have good legs. I felt bad for him.

Then I went home and woke the fuck up. Sure genetics plays a part in how much or how well a certain body part develops, just as genetics determines body type and that some of us (me) tend toward large guts and pipe-cleaner arms and legs, but dismissing working on them entirely is the weight-lifter equivalent of the overweight guy moaning about his predisposition while shoving Ho Hos down his throat.

My gal hates chicken legs, and I can't blame her. Actually, I don't think she minds if a guy is generally thin and has proportionately thin legs, but too many of them spend a lot of time at the gym working on upper body, then can't wear shorts outside because their legs are underdeveloped.

It's no wonder that most of them have thin legs, though. What's your workout routine? How many times a week do you work legs? If you do a five-day body part split, one of those is for legs, right? Hmmm. You're spending 80% of your time on your upper body and 20% on your legs. Is it any wonder why your legs aren't as big as your chest or back?

This is why I'm for one of two kinds of workouts: full body or upper / lower split. Your legs get the same time as everything else. Throw your lower back and abs into your lower body if you don't have enough time.

Beat those chicken legs! No one likes to see them, and you'll be really glad when it comes time to put on those Speedos.

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Eating Your Own Dog Crap

Our most recent issue of Muscle Mag International had an interesting story which made us want to switch workouts. We're getting busier over the summer, so we have less time for working out, but don't want to lose the gains we've made. In fact, we'd like to continue making them even with shorter workouts. People are all over eating dog crap as a nutritional supplement, so we thought we'd try it, too.

What? We mis-read the article? Dog crap (DC) is the name of the training method? That's seems strange, but OK ...

DC is all about intensity. It is another take on High-intensity training (HIT), which can help people get past plateaus and kick their bodies into overdrive. We though we'd try it, too.

Frequent Body-part Hits
Just like the Total Body (TB) workouts we've been doing, DC depends on hitting the same body parts much more often than the standard one-body-part-a-day bodybuilding workout. Since muscles start to atrophy after only 72 hours without lifting, this means that there is little time when muscle growth is in reverse. Our old TB workout hit the body parts three times as often as a one-a-day approach, while DC will hit twice as often. DC leaves room for more isolation exercises, though, which means that I can correct the lack of proportion in my arms and calves that the emphasis on compound exercises has left.

I should note that I'm not unhappy with TB. On the contrary, I recommend it for every beginner in order to jumpstart his or her metabolism and body growth. I have been doing TB or a variant for a long time, though, and emphasized compound movements over isolation in order to grow quickly. It has worked, but my calves and arms have lagged behind. Part of the lag is genetic: my father has toothpicks for arms and legs. Part is history: I was a swimmer growing up, and we all have thin arms and legs with beautiful chests, shoulders, and backs. Still, some of my problem relates to not having days devoted to legs and arms, when I would have burned up my biceps and calves. Really, my triceps aren't in trouble, so no worries there.

Rest-Pause
DC training relies on the rest-pause (RP) set. I've never used this method before, so I had to do some research. You train with a single RP set, but it's similar to three quick sets to failure. Choose your 6-7 rep max, bang out seven reps to failure. Rest for 10-15 breaths. Knock out another set to failure -- probably 4-5. Rest 10-15 breaths. Knock out a final set to failure -- maybe 2-3 reps. Your total will be 11-15 reps for the RP set. When you hit 15 reps, increase your weight on the next day. Pretty simple and pretty damaging. Get your body part out of the way in under two minutes.

My only concern with this method is that I'm not warming up. I've been doing two warm-up (Cutler calls them "feel") sets for a long time, and normall spend that time making sure my form is right before I go heavy. I'm concerned a cold muscle will pull on me. Stretching and pre-workout cardio becomes more important in DC, I guess.

The Widowmaker
We used to do our last set high-rep. Some exercises in DC are too dangerous to do with RP training, so they generally do a normal, heavy set and one low-weight, high-rep set called a widowmaker. I don't see how this last set differs significantly from what we've been doing for months, and I feel it is a good addition to any training regimen.

The Split
Days are split into roughly upper-body and lower-body days, though biceps and forearms go on the lower-body days. There are three different workouts for each, which I've imaginatively titled A, B, and C. Since our workouts are four days a weeks (MTTF), we'll do the upper and lower A workouts on Monday and Tuesday and the upper and lower B workouts on Thursday and Friday. Next week Monday will start the C workouts, while Thursday will see a return to the C workouts. Get it? No? Maybe a table will make it clearer:




Day ADay BDay C
Upper BodyChestInclined Smith Presses 11-15Hammer Strength Presses 11-15Decline Barbell 11-15

ShouldersMilitary Presses 11-20Machine Shoulder Presses 11-15Upright Rows 11-20

TricepsReverse Grip Bench Presses 11-20Close-grip Bench Presses 11-20EZ-bar Tricep Extensions 15-30

Back WidthChins 11-20Close-grip Pulldowns 11-15Front Pull-downs 11-15

Back ThicknessDeadlits 6-9 Straight + 3 mins rest + 9-12T-bar Rows 10-12 StraightSL Deadlifts 6-9 Straight + 9-12




Lower BodyBicepsPreacher Curls 11-20Barbell Drag Curls 11-20Dumbbell Curls 11-20

ForearmsPinwheels Curls 10-20 StraightForearm Hammer Curls 10-20 StraightReverse Grip One-arm Cable Curls 10-20 Straight

CalvesLeg Press Toe Presses 10-12Hack Squat Toe Presses 10-12Seated Calf Raises 10-12

HamstringsLying Leg Curls 15-30Seated Leg Curls 15-30Sumo-style Leg Presses (heels only) 15-25 Straight

QuadsFree Squats 6-10 Straight + 3 mins rest + 20 rep WidowmakerHack Squats 6-10 Straight + 3 mins + 20 rep WidowmakerLeg Presses 6-10 Straight + 3 mins rest + 20 rep Wido


WeekMTWThF

1UB ALB AOFFUB BLB B

2UB CLB COFFUB ALB A

3UB BLB BOFFUB CLB C

4UB ALB AOFFUB BLB B

There. Is that clearer?

We did the first workout this morning, and the reverse-grip bench presses were a little strange for me. I kept feeling like the bar was going to slip out and land on my face. Hmmm. The chins were good, though, and I did eight on my first set. Gale did them with me assisting. I think she'll be able to do them on her own soon enough.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Monthly Measurements

Well, I've been on Lipo 6 for the last couple of weeks. Gale
originally ordered two bottles, but decided that it didn't work for
her the way it should so she donated the second bottle to me. I'm
sweating constantly.

I also felt like I'd gained a good amount across the chest, so I
wanted to get measure ments. The results were shocking. My weight's up
a couple of kilos and so are my measurements. I don't take much stock
in the body fat calculation, though, because I figure that Lipo 6 is
screwing that up. My fat can't realistically change that much in a
month.

Here they are:
BF% 16.2
Waist 40.5
Hips 44
forearm 14
wrist 8
arm 16.5
thigh 27
calf 17.5
neck 18.5
chest 47.5

Fat 18.5 kg
Lean 95.5 kg

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Top 10 Fat Burner Lists

From http://www.burnthefatblog.com/archives/2007/06/foods_that_burn_fat_the_top_10.php

1. Oatmeal (old fashioned)
2. Yams (almost same as sweet potatoes
3. brown rice (love basmati, a long grain aromatic rice)
4. Sweet potatoes
5. Multi grain hot cereal (mix or barley, oats, rye titricale and a few others)
6. White potatoes (glycemic index be damned!)
7. 100% whole wheat bread (not on competition diets)
8. 100% whole wheat pasta (not on competition diets)
9. Beans (great for healthy chili recipes)
10. Cream of rice hot cereal

My Top 10 top vegetables
1. broccoli
2. asparagus
3. spinach
4. salad greens
5. tomatoes
6. peppers (green and red)
7. onions
8. mushrooms
9. cucumbers
10. Zucchini

My top 10 lean proteins
1. Egg whites
2. Whey protein (protein powder supplement)
3. Chicken Breast
4. Salmon
5. Turkey Breast
6. Top round steak
7. Flank Steak
8. Orange Roughy Fish
9. Bison/Buffalo
10. Cod Fish

My top 10 fruits
1. Grapefruit
2. Apples
3. Blueberries
4. Canteloupe
5. Oranges
6. Bananas
7. Peaches
8. Grapes
9. Strawberries
10. Pineapple

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Current Max Weights

Exercise6 Reps (kg)1RM (kg), theoreticallbs
Bench Press125147324
Deadlift140165362
Curl354191
Leg Press340400880
Row110129285
Tricep Pushdown5059129

Based on the table

Reps% of 1RM
1100
295
392.5
490
587.5
685

Obese?

Well, my fat has been steadily coming off for months now, and women who are ten years younger than me (and from my own culture ...) have begun staring at me again. Because I was on such a roll, I decided to tempt the fates and step on on of the electronic resistance fat machines at my gym. It gave me full readings about my hips and waist, relative arm strengths, and a lot of other information I'm not interested in. I wanted to know the body fat percentage. There it was, staring me in the face: 36%. I just shook my head. I didn't believe it. I still don't.

The wife of the gym's owner started telling me in Korean how I needed to lose 25 kg of fat to get trim, but I was still shaking my head. I just said "No, it's not right."

The next day I got up and did my tape test the same way as usual, and I was at 19.1%. That's up a little from my last reading, but not anywhere near the margin of error, so I can't really tell anything. Anyway, I decided to graph my body composition over the last seven months.

Monday, June 25, 2007

It's Confirmed ...

It's confirmed: I'm overtrained. I've been exhausted for the last
couple of weeks and unable to get enough sleep. When I've been in bed,
I've been restless.

I'm taking the week off of cardio, trying to reduce my training from
eight or ten hours a week to four or five.

New Workout


Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat
Full-body (required)
Isolation (optional)
Full-body (required) Isolation (optional) Full-body (required) Isolation (optional)
Bench Press
Front Raises
Deadlifts
Triceps
Low Rows
Military Press
High Rows
Curls
Lat pull-downs
Side Raises
Dips
Calf Raises
Squats
Flies
Inclined Bench Press
Shrugs
Stiff-legged Deadlifts
Rear Raises







  • The chest and back exercises are done as antagonistic supersets with 30 seconds between exercises and a minute and a half between sets.
  • The leg exercises get one minute rest between sets. Hopefully, the deadlifts will work.
  • If we skip days, the isolation exercises are the first to be cut.
  • Typical 2x10, 3x6, 1x15-20 format.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

The Before and After Pictures





Well, I've been promising them for a while. Here they are. They sets
cover December to May and the final pictures are from the end of my
cut phase in June.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Clarifying My Cut and Bulk Phases

Yesterday I had a conversation with a friend and he expressed concern over my bulk and cut phases. He didn't like the idea of yo-yoing and said that it had to be bad for me. I wasn't clear in my explanation with him, so I want to write this stuff down clearly now. This blog can also serve as a reminder to myself if I ever get off track.

My goal in weight lifting was to lose body fat. That's how I started. I tried unsuccessfully to lose my gut. Year after year I berated myself for getting fatter. Gale was also getting heavier. She really did yo-yo. Her weight went from 62-75 kg regularly. She'd starve herself until she got down to the weight she wanted, then she'd binge and gain it all back plus half a kilo for good measure. I wanted her off of that roller coaster. When my research turned up that many nutritionists were then recommending strength training to build up the metabolism, it made sense to me. There was a method I could follow: lift heavy, get big, increase metabolism, lose fat. What they said rang true in my ears. I was losing muscle mass every year. It was getting harder and harder to keep the weight off, even when restricting my calories, which I wasn't very good at.

Tracking my nutrition for a few months opened my eyes. I had been aiming for a 35-35-30 breakdown of protein, carbs, and fat, but I found that even trying to increase my protein over historical levels left me with way too much fat and sugar. I had had no idea that my diet had been so bad.

Anyway, back to the main point of cut and bulk. Many people eat like pigs during bulk phases. I don't. Many people starve themselves and do hours of cardio a day. I don't do that, either. For me, the phases are merely a time to concentrate on one aspect of my diet and exercise.

I almost always lose fat, even when I'm bulking. Last bulk phase, my fat went down 2%. The one before that, I went down 4%. Compare that to my cut phases where I lot 4% and 5%. In short, my fat continues to go down because I always do a reasonable amount of cardio. My muscle mass doesn't go down because I don't starve myself and I lift heavy all the time.

I'm at 18% body fat right now, down from 33%. My metabolism is up, probably by a couple thousand calories a day ( my 36 pound increase suggests 2160 calories). By next year, I'll have most of my gut whittled away. I'm in no hurry: this is a lifestyle choice and not a fad diet. I do what I know is right and avoid dangerous activities, exercises, and foods. I don't need to do the kind of insane bulk/cut cycles bodybuilders use because I am not nor do I ever intend to be one. Bulk is merely a period where I eat a little more of the right foods and lift a little heavier. Cutting just means that I watch my diet a little more closely, increase my cardio, and lift lighter with more reps to burn extra calories.

I am not yo-yoing. Look at the fat chart here and see.

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Skim Milk -- The Perfect Gainer?

I bought a pack of skim milk from the agricultural market today. The
nutritional information for a 100g serving was: Carbs 55g, protein
35g, and fat 1g. Compare this to Ultimate Nutrition's gainer: Carbs
53g, protein 34.5g, and fat 6g per 100g serving. Hmmm. Virtually
identical nutrition profiles except for the reduced fat in the skim
milk powder. Something to think about.

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Upping the Cardio

This week I started running to work twice a week instead of biking.
The current regimen is MTF bike and WTh run. The totals are about 50
minutes a day for each. The runs this week left me a cripple,
especially on leg day. I hope that my legs get cut up more than they
are now and that I lose more fat jogging/running than I have been
while biking.

Monday, June 4, 2007

I Made a Mistake

Well, I did the official numbers on my cut phase, and it turns out
that my initial, rough guess was wrong. I actually lost about 5kg of
fat in the five week phase -- not stellar performance, but not
something anyone should laugh at. More importantly, my lean mass sits
exactly where it was before I started. That's right! I lost 5kg of fat
without losing a single gram of muscle.

Friday, June 1, 2007

End of Cut Phase Report

Well, I went an extra week on my cut phase because I had some Hydroxycut left. I shouldn't have bothered. This week was terrible: I binged, failed to work out regularly, and drank a lot. Sucks. Anyway, here are the measurements:

Weight: 109kg (-2)
Neck: 18 (+0.5)
Chest: 46 (+-0)
Arms: 16 (+-0)
Forearm: 13.5 (+-0)
Wrist: 8 (+-0)
Waist: 41 (+-0)
Hips: 44 (+-0)
Thighs: 27.5 (+1.0)
Calves: 16.75 (-0.75)
Bodyfat %: 18.6 (+-0)

Basically, I'm sitting at the body fat that I had a couple of weeks
ago, but with a kilo and a half less muscle. Not good. The last week was really bad.

Time to start bulking again!

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Kosta's Total Body Workout for the Forty Year Old.

So, Kosta, I've decided to write this all down for you because the
napkin at the bar (and my drunk self) didn't do it justice last night.
I'm putting it in a blog so that I can embed videos without problems.
Hope you are OK with it. No one reads my shit blog, anyway.

Neither you nor I are men's mag cover model material. Both of us are
just trying to fight the aging process and look a little better while
we do it. Most of the workouts you see posted are for guys who've been
working out for some time and don't remember what it's like to start
with little muscle mass and a fair amount of fat.

I don't think three is some magic number, but it occurs twice here in
my recommendations, both at key points. We'll call them the triangles.
One could just as well be a square or pentagon, but it's not. Don't
take the numerology as more than a coincidence.

There are three parts to your plan"


  1. The workouts.
  2. Sleep, and
  3. Nutrition.

3. Nutrition


__________________________________________

We'll start with nutrition. Follow a loose 40-40-20 nutrition plan.
That means that you should be eating your weight (in pounds) in grams
of protein every day. A little less one day or more another is OK, but
keep the average. You need another equal amount of carbs at specific
times during the day. They remaining calories will be about 20% of
your weight in grams of fat. Unless you eat only lean fish, this
amount of fat will probably already be in the meat you eat every day.

Get an account on http://fitday.com or http://caloriecount.com and
record what you eat for a couple of weeks. Once you get your regular
foods in the history, it doesn't take long. I was really surprised at
the carb and fat level in what I was eating last year. Once you get a
feeling for your diet, you won't need to keep records anymore.

Break your calories into six or seven meals spread throughout the day.
Try to keep the protein level fairly constant at no more than 40g per
meal (more is really just a waste). For example, if you weigh 200 lbs
(just a round number -- not a real guess), you would aim for around
25-35g of protein per meal. It could be broken down like this if you
work out in the afternoon:



  • Breakfast 40g with your meal
  • Mid-morning snack 25g shake
  • Lunch 40g with your meal
  • Pre/post-workout drink 50g total, split in two
  • Dinner 40g with your meal
  • Evening snack 25g shake
  • Total = 205g

The carbs should be concentrated in the morning and right before and
after your workout. Too many carbs and your blood sugar (and insulin)
will be all over the place, causing your body to store fat. Your
pre-workout drink should have high-glycemic-index carbs and be taken
about an hour before your workout so that you have the energy to
complete your workout well. The post-workout drink should be consumed
within twenty minutes after your workout in order to minimize muscle
soreness. Try not to have any carbs at all for three hours before bed
time.

A little secret is that for almost three hours after a taxing workout,
your body won't store anything as fat. That means that the
post-workout time is your cheat time. If you have a craving for
something that you know you shouldn't eat, put it off until after the
next workout. Obviously, try NOT to cheat, but we all do, so I think
that it's best to push those moments into the time zone where they do
the least damage.

Get some supplements. Take a multi-vitamin. Take omega-3 fish oil.
Take an anti-oxidant (so you don't rust, haha). I also take liver
pills to help my amino balance. Since you are a woman, you need extra
calcium, too. ;)

Start taking creatine. I know that you said you don't like it, but it
will help you lift heavier and more intensely without a lot of muscle
soreness. It's cheap and easy to use. Mix it in your pre/post-workout
shake. Order it and the supplements from http://speedns.com

Get on TRT. I'm not kidding about this one. Increasing your
testosterone levels to the 30-year-old range will make your life so
much easier.

Finally, you need to plan. Get yourself ready for your nutrition.
Prepare your protein and supplements in advance. Know what and when
you will eat. Don't get caught without your nutrition in place, or
you. will. fail.


2. Sleep


___________________________________________

You need to sleep more than you do now. Six hours is not enough for
your body to add muscle. Try for eight. Please. Pretty please.

1. The Workout


___________________________________________

This is a total-body workout. This is extremely intense and designed
to push your body into muscle-building mode. You will be tired.
Exhausted is probably a better word. The exhaustion comes from taxing
your nervous system, not necessarily from muscle soreness, though
you'll have that, too.

This is a three-day-a-week program, but you can add in a little more
as you feel able. Put mostly cardio in on the off days.

OK, this is a column A, B, C, and D program. It concentrates on
compound activities. Isolation exercises are the kind of things that
sculpt you. Did you ever see Pumping Iron, when Arnold is talking
about sculpting his body, adding a little here and taking some off
there? That's what isolation exercises are for. Neither you nor I are
at that point yet, brother, so we won't worry about them.


First, column A, the chest:


_____________________

  • Bench Press (mid-chest and tricep)

    You'll want to keep the bar a little higher than he does, over the nipples, but with the arms still angled slightly. People always recommend that I use a thumbless grip when I bench because it's better for your wrists. Hmmm. Opposable thumbs are good. This is why the thumbless grip is also called a "suicide grip." Don't cry when you watch these.


    Now my flabby, shitty BP.

  • Inclined Press (upper chest and tricep)

    Now me ....

  • Dips (lower chest, attachment, and tricep) [do these assisted or with
    extra weight, as necessary]

    If you can't do a full dip (I couldn't in December), get assistance from a machine or a partner.


Next, column B, the back:


____________________

  • Wide-arm rows (upper-middle back and biceps) [Barbell rows, wide-arm
    cable pulldowns, or wide-arm machine rows are fine]
    Barbell Rows

    T-bar rows

    Machine rows

  • Close-arm rows (lower-middle back and biceps) [Dumbbell rows,
    narrow-hand cable pulldowns, or close-hand machine rows are examples]

    With a barbell

    Dumbbell rows

    Machine rows

  • Wide-hand pull-ups or lat pulldowns (Lats and biceps)



The final compound movement section is column C, the legs and lower back:


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  • Deadlifts (Quads, gluts, lower back, and some hamstring, trap, and
    forearm -- virtually everything) [standard, not Romanian]
    This guy starts with his hips higher, emphasizing the back and hamstring part of the lift. Most powerlifters use this method. I prefer to have my hips lower in order to emphasize the quadracep part of the lift, leaving hamstrings for the stiff-legged deadlifts.

  • Stiff-legged deadlifts (Hamstrings, lower back, and most of the rest
    of the body, haha)

    I don't go down to the ground, especially on heavy weight, because I have a tendency to round my back when I go that far.

  • Squats (Quads and lower back) [As we talked about, you can use a Smith
    machine and move your feet forward.

    Alex Poole's website has some excellent videos: http://www.weighttrainingtechnique.com

    I needed to go lower on my squats. There's some new evidence that going lower is actually better for your knees, breaking the common belief that going to 90 degrees is better for the knees.


These are VERY heavy lifts and need to be with proper form. Start
light to get it and build up tolerance. Keep your knees behind your
toes at all times. Try to lift with your legs, not your back (though
your back will get plenty, anyway)


Column D (or the etc. column)


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Some stuff didn't get a lot of work, so we need to make sure that it
doesn't languish.



  • Military press (shoulders and triceps)
  • Front, back, and top shoulder isolation exercises
  • Calf raises
  • Arm exercises (do you really need them?)

Take one from each column for each day, two from column D if you are
feeling perky. I follow a modified six-rep method. The heavy lifts are
all six reps. The last set should be to total failure. Arnold suggests
three reps with strict form and three more however you can get them.
Get a spotter. Without a spotter, you won't go as heavy as you need to
because you'll be afraid of the weight. On days when you just can't
afford a full workout, go a little lighter and super-set the
exercises. I can get the four exercises in 40 minutes that way, but
it's best to do them one-by-one.

Each exercise gets six sets, broken down this way: two warm-up sets, three heavy sets, and one cool-down and pump set. Stretch the body part in between each set.


  • Warm: ten reps with 60/70% of the weight you will lift that day. Focus
    on form and complete the reps slowly.
  • Heavy: six reps with 85/90/100% of your max for the day. I cheat on my
    first rep and only do half so that my muscles don't collapse. The last
    rep of the last heavy set needs to be spit-in-the-air,
    shit-on-your-seat time. You couldn't do another one if you tried. In
    fact, you're not sure if you only completed that one because of your
    spotter or not. Kills the larger slow-twitch fibers.
  • Cool: 15-20 reps at 60%. This high-rep set uses your fast-twitch
    fibers instead of the slow twitch ones and gives you a great pump.

    You need to make one major change, and that is to do your cardio AFTER
    your workout. Get on the treadmill for 5-10 minutes before your
    workout to warm up your boy, then do a full-body stretch. Don't
    dilly-dally. Hustle on over to your workout and get started. Continue
    to stretch in between every set. Do your cardio after your workout.

This change accomplishes two things:
1) You have glycogen stores in your muscles so that you can lift
heavier for longer, and
2) You don't have glycogen stores when you do your cardio, so that
your body starts to burn fats earlier.
Right now, you've got it backwards. Your cardio isn't that effective
in burning fat and your lifting is more difficult because you lack
the energy.

Hope this all helps.

Dan

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Cut Phase Progress

I couldn't handle the super-low carb diet (again) and gave up last
Thursday. I still limit my carbs to times around workouts, but at
least I'm not lethargic all the time now. Lifting on no carbs is
painfully difficult.

I'm a week and a half into the cut phase, and I'm already shedding a
lot of fat. I'm beginning to see definition in a lot of muscles that
were smooth before. Since my weight is remaining pretty much constant,
I wanted to check my progress and find out if my eyes were deceiving
me, so I taped this morning. The results are:
Area Measurement Change
Neck 17.5 0
Chest 46 -0.5
Arms 16 -0.5
Forearms 13.5 0
Wrist 8 0
Waist 41 -1
Hips 44 -2
Thighs 26.5 -0
Calves 17.5 -0
Weight 111 -1
BF% = 18.6%
I'll say it again
18.6%

The end of November put me at 33%. Now I'm at 18.6%. This is amazing.
I couldn't be happier. My short-term goal was 18%, and it looks like
I'll make that this phase.

Next bulk phase, I'll be looking to add 5 kg of lean mass while
keeping my BF% below 20%. Next cut I hope to be able to drop to 15%,
where I can stay for the rest of my life.

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Entering the Cut Phase

I starting cutting two days ago, on Monday. It's a hard process. I
rarely make it all the way through, but it's not an all-or-nothing
situation, so I still make some progress.

I've been trying to follow a two month gainer cycle followed by a
month-long cut cycle. The gain cycle has generally not worked as well
as I wanted, and I lost fat during that period. Optimally, I should
gain a very little fat and a lot of muscle. The fact that I'm losing
fat means that I'm not eating enough and therefore not gaining all the
muscle that I could be. The cut cycle should keep most of my muscle
and lose a lot of fat. I rarely complete it, though, because I'm not
good at diets -- That's the main reason I lift in the first place. I
don't want to diet, so I increase muscle mass and my metabolism
instead.

Anyway, This time I'm going on an Atkins-style super low carb diet for
four weeks. No bacon or anything, just eggs and meat and lots of
greens. The first couple of days have been torture. My sugar has been
so low that I'm a walking zombie. I tried this diet a couple of times
before, but never made it past three days. I think I've finally turned
the corner, though. Today I feel significantly better than yesterday.
My bike ride to work wasn't torture. I don't feel like I'm going to
pass out at the keyboard. I hope that I can make this cut phase work
successfully this time.

On the Juice

Well, I'm not exactly on steroids: I'm on TRT. Testosterone
Replacement Therapy is a doctor-prescribed treatment for older guys
like me who have naturally reduced testosterone levels. Symptoms of
low testosterone include weight gain on the abdomen, irritability,
restlessness, difficulty sleeping, reduced energy, and lowered sex
drive. TRT alleviates all these problems, turning you into a virtual
thirty year old.

I'm happy about going on it because I was given Andriol Testocaps
before and they worked wonders. The testosterone was bound to cod
liver oil so that it made its way through the liver, normally a
problem with oral TRT. I lost a lot of weight and felt great while I
was on it. The last two months have been difficult as I have returned
to my normal, sloth-like self.

In addition to the other benefits, this time I don't have to take
nasty pills twice a day. A doctor's visit every three weeks for an
injection is all that it takes.

On "the juice" and happy about it.

Monday, May 7, 2007

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Back Workout

Yesterday my workout buddy wasn't feeling well, so just came to give me support. I tried to make the workout as fast as possible. A couple of months ago, I was doing 2-3 hour workouts, but I'm off vacation now, so I don't have that kind of time or energy. I've been averaging and hour to and hour and a half. I want to slowly transition myself to a more FIT (Fast and Intense Training) style until my next long vacation, so I took the opportunity to do that yesterday.
Instead of doing my normal workout of one exercise at a time with a minute or so rest between sets, I did supersets, resting only as much as I needed to to recover. six sets each of chin-ups, barbell rows, and lat pull-downs followed by four sets of shrugs and six sets of curls. I finished in about forty-five minutes and my back is toast today.
For my cut phase on Monday, I've decided to give my joints a little rest and do high reps for the next four weeks. I'll try six sets of 15-20 reps each at about 70% of my normal six-rep workout weight.

Monday, April 30, 2007

Moving from bulk to cut

I'm ending my two-month bulk phase, where I've managed to lose 2 kg! I suck at this. My last (and first) bulk phase, I put on 7 kg, but I lost so much fat during the same period that I really could've gained a lot more if I could've eaten as much as I should have. This time, I haven't worked out with the same intensity because I'm back at work. I'm only doing maybe four days a week now. I was trying to eat a lot of good food for the first month, but my weight kept dropping, so I added more crap into the mix to make sure that I got enough calories. That was also a mistake.
Now I'm ending my bulk (hah!) phase and moving onto four weeks of cutting. This is the first time that I'll be using chemical help to cut. I purchased twenty days of Hydroxycut Hardcore, which is expensive, but I've heard amazing stories. Starting Monday, there will be no more crap and I will be watching my calories very closely to lose fat and not muscle.
Although I'm kind of negative in this post, I've still had personal bests several times in the last two weeks, so I can't be too unhappy. My bench press is up to 130 kg x 5 (one-rep max about 150) and my leg press is about 360 kg x 6 (one-rep max about 420), although I screwed up my knee on the last leg press. My tricep pushdown maxes the cable machine at 75 ?lb/kg? + 20kg of dumbbells. Not too shabby this week.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

What's This Blog About?

This is the blog dedicated to my ongoing struggle with the lard covering my body. I have other blogs on other subjects, but I feel that this one should be topic-specific.
In the last six months, I have reduced my body fat percentage (BF%) from 33% to just under 22% while increasing my total weight by about seven kilos. The results so far have been good and I added about 16kg of muscle while losing 12kg of fat. I don't expect to keep this pace up for very much longer, but I'd like to reach a BF% of eighteen and stay there for the rest of my life.